May 2013
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When you finally paint your nails perfectly…then your body’s like…time to pee!!
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andrewpauldost:
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
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niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
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surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
Brilliant.
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spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
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big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
So accurate..
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tilthat:
TIL The CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch went on record as saying he does not want fat or unattractive people wearing his clothes or employed at his company.
via http://bit.ly/ZFMlvF
I hate going into that store being a plus size woman..I feel like the workers just KNOW already nothing will fit me..-___- F U ABERCROMBIE!
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